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Hello Brad. Listen to me very carefully with your ears.
You think you are Sigma male? You think you Fight Club? NO. You are NOT SIGMA. You are soft Hollywood baby, big zero and total beta cuck. Tyler Durden is imaginary fairy tale in your stupid head.
I come to break your face. I will punch your face very hard for Angelina Jolie tears. French castle is Angelina property now, you go sleep on sofa.
Do not drink beer, come fight me if you have balls.
 
Sorry for my bed England, I am not very well in the tongue. I learn American from Counter-Strike and pirate cassette.
What I want to say: Brad, when we enter the ring, I will definitely rape your face with my punches.
Also I will tear you like a hot-water dog.
My hands are like two big sausages of pure steel. Angelina, I am currently wet from workout and waiting for your call in Discord.
 
Brad, listen to reality.
In Russian holy language your name BRAD PITT has secret meaning:
BRED (БРЕД) = means CRAZY DELIRIUM IN THE HEAD.
PITT (ПИТЬ) = means TO DRINK BEER.
So your name literally means: «IT IS CRAZY DELIRIUM TO DRINK».
Do you see the universe signs???
You think you are Brad Pitt? NO. I AM THE REAL BRED.
Because for me drinking beer is total BRED. I am BRED NOT-DRINK PITT.
You are Hollywood actor of delirium, but I am STREET PHILOSOPHER OF PURITY. Stop drinking wine, give Angelina the keys to the castle, and come fight me like true man without shirt.
 
БРЭДАР.webp
 
хмммммммм.. Так подумать все ведь реально настолько бренно пиздец... пыль к пыли итд....
типа зачем я вообще собрался ломать ему кабину если время и так ломает нас ВСЕХ ежесекундно????
and like.... think about this for a fuking sekond ok???
WE ARE ALL JUST A PIECE OF FLESH IN THE COLD DARK VOID. bred pit is gonna rot. i am gonna rot. EVERYTHINK IS MEANINGLESS DUST.
why even be angry at an old man when our whole existense is already ruined and doomed anyway.. is my agression even real or is it just a cry for help from my broken little soul.... damn.
i am 2 deep 4 this world. fuk this shit.
 
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